"Whenever you find a man who says he doesn't believe in a real Right and Wrong, you will find the same man going back on this a moment later."

"The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical action. There is no fixed teaching. All I can provide is an appropriate medicine for a particular ailment."

"The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and , if they can't find them, make them."

"No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions."

"If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun."

"The great end of life is not knowledge but action."

"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"

"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."

"IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow."

"The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it without running on rocks or bars."