"Beat me, hate me, you can never break me."

"If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books."

"THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities."

"A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power."

"Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain."

"The genius of play is that, in playing, we create imaginative new cognitive combinations. And in creating those novel combinations, we find what works."

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"I think I think, therefore, I think I am."

"Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather than of means, that men fail to succeed."

"We only see what we know."

"Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother."