"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help."

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just."

"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."

"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough."

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."

"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed."

"The best answer to answer to anger is silence."

"The entire population of the world-with one minor exception-is composed of other people."

"Bad spellers of the world, untie!"

"If you want to succeed, you'd better look as if you mean business."

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."