"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem (Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)"

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

"Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'"

"The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet."

"Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art not so,For, those, whom thou thinkst, thou dost overthrow, die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me."

"In one celebrated incident, 300 members of Church of the New Song requested $6000 worth of filet mignon and Harvey's Bristol Cream for a crucial religious ceremony at the federal prison in Atlanta."