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“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
— Steven Wright  ·  Curiosity
“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?”
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“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”
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“I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.”
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“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'”
— Steven Wright  ·  No category
“I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.”
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“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.”
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“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”
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“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
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“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
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“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'”
— Steven Wright  ·  Sleep
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
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“What's another word for Thesaurus?”
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“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
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“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
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“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”
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“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
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“Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.”
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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
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